Not A WMD, Perfectly Acceptable By UN Standards Iron Maiden Found in Uday Hussein’s Playground

Around 7 feet tall, three feet across and deep enough to house a grown man, the sarcophagus-shaped device is essentially a large, metal closet with long spikes on the inside door that closes to impale its victim. Its name derives from its mummy shape and the beatific woman’s face depicted on its headpiece. The one found in Baghdad was clearly worn from use, its nails having lost some of their sharpness. It lay on its side within view of Uday’s first-floor offices in the soccer association. Ironically, the torture device was brought to TIME’s attention by a group of looters who had been stripping the compound of anything of value. They had left behind the iron maiden, believing it to be worthless

I’m sure this would not warrant even a notice from the Human Rights Council or even the Security Council. Under the International Law, torture is perfectly acceptable unless you have friendly relations with the United States.