ROME — At times, they feared for their lives. They spent many days with blindfolds pressed against their eyes. Their Iraqi captors were convinced that they were spies or proselytizers of Catholicism.
And yet, in the end, their kidnappers apologized and gave them farewell gifts.
See? Those Iraqi “insurgents” and Jihadis are really nice guys at heart.
Let’s just forget that little headcutting incident, er, those headcutting incidents, oh….and that whole car bombing thing too. Yeah, a few children were killed, but, hey, it’s the Americans fault for giving them candy.