But the real question in this upcoming election isn’t about whether we are Dutch or Non-Dutch, mysterious muffled screams, or unexplained smells, or missing neighborhood pets, or whether some candidate has one or two gimps in his basement. These are merely distractions from what we really need to be focused on: which candidate has the personal moral judgment to put this country back on the road to greatness.
No more questions. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got a nation to heal.
So we should all feel for Iowahawk and the Gimp. We should embrace them as part of the family. Maybe a part we try to keep off the news, but a vital part just the same.