Another Overlooked Cost Of Glowball Warmening

William M. Briggs, Statistician » Zombie attacks might increase due to global warming, study shows

A new study by scientists has suggested that zombie attacks might increase if the current projections of global warming are realized. “If the earth gets warmer, it means longer springs, summers, and falls, and shorter winters,” said John Carpenter-Romero, Ph.D., a zombie-ologist who co-authored the study. “And shorter winters means more time for the undead to prey on the populace.”

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The pair calculated a 32.782412% increase in zombie attacks if CO2 increased to twice its pre-industrial rate. “Clearly, this is a very troubling result,” said Dr. Harrister, “If we don’t do something soon, the streets will be filled with blood.”

But…isn’t Al Gore already a zombie? He seems kinda stiff to me.

But this is something that the Global Warming Deniers never answer.

What if the temperature increases results in being overrun by zombies?

No, they never even try to address it.

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